I almost never go on press junkets anymore, because most of them are tedious, catastrophic, or (somehow!) both. But I’ve never been to a NASCAR race in my life, so when Miller …
Read More →Fellow Paradise Falls Mini Golf & Batting Cage Oasis season pass-holders: I write you today in fraternity to notify you that my armed militia will be occupying the pro shop/snack …
Read More →If you’re reading this, you already know: I won a James Beard Foundation Award! So you’re probably looking for more specifics. Fair! I was nominated for a JBF Award in …
Read More →Italian cocktails don’t get a lot of play in non-mixology circles. Hell, besides the Negroni, I’d never really given the category much thought. It’s all tinted liqueurs and goofy stemmed glasses, just …
Read More →Last month, the kind people at the Shorty Awards invited me to host #SHORTYSTORIES, a monthly speaking series for #digital #content #dorks. Here’s the footage from the night. Big thanks …
Read More →Habeus corpus? More like schmabeus schmorpus, amirite?! Stop and RISK: Officers harassing citizens over scofflaws in high-crime neighborhoods already breeds community-wide mistrust for authority, so why not spice it up …
Read More →I’m launching a zine called Uncle Dad. I don’t know what such a project requires just yet, but I do know that it means I’ll need contributors. That’s where you (maybe) come in. I’m looking …
Read More →A lot of people seem to want my stickers. Here’s the best way to get them. I make my stickers through a website called StickerMule. They’re easy to use and tremendously helpful at …
Read More →MONDAY IS A BAD DAY. You know this. I know this. We know this. I forget precisely when I began expressing this weekly misery by taking photographs of abandoned strollers, rotting bananas, spilled coffees, et …
Read More →‘TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, and deep in the suburbs, DINFONTAY’s family was sleeping — an early bedtime for those NERDS! Phone charger plugged into the outlet with care, I checked …
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