A lot of people seem to want my stickers. Here’s the best way to get them. I make my stickers through a website called StickerMule. They’re easy to use and tremendously helpful at turning my shitty designs into sexy adhesives. (Shouts to Megan & Nik at the Shorty Awards for turning me onto these guys last year!) Now, they’ve got another feature that I’m going to try out: a marketplace. In other words, you can now >>>BUY MY STICKERS<<< whenever you damn well please.

Buy Stickers!

 

 

Why Aren’t They Free?

Fuck you, Uncle Dad, you may be thinking to yourself. You should give me that shit for free. It’s a fair point, and I do try to give you guys that shit for free. If you see me on the street, I will hand you some; if I randomly select you in a giveaway, I will mail you some. BOOM! You now have stickers, for free. Congratulations. That was easy, right? Why don’t I just do this all the time?

Two reasons. First, I’m busy writing, drinking, and traveling, and mailing stuff is a pain. Second, I pay for the stickers and postage myself, and both costs tend to add up. So I can’t do giveaways all the time (though I have, and will continue to, try to do them pretty regularly.)

So How Much Are They, Then?

In between giveaways and chance meetings on the streets of NYC, DC, San Francisco, Charleston, or wherever the fuck else you may run into me, you can >>>BUY MY STICKERS<<< on StickerMule. Shipping is free in the US, and $6 internationally via USPS. While it’s kinda pricey to sell single units at a time, the most expensive one is still under $4, because I have set the mark-ups at 1.5% on most of them.

The goal is not to get rich. It would be a dick move to price-gouge you on these, and also, pointless, because no one is paying $10 for a sticker. No, the goal is to get more stickers in more of your hands without bankrupting myself in the process. This seems like a good way to do that.

Tell Me What You Think!

If you have questions, comments, or suggestions of any kind, don’t hesitate to hit me up on Twitter or via email. This is a new thing for the DINFONTAY experience, and I want it to be as smooth as possible for you fine #casters, because you are quite literally the only reason I do any of this.

With that all said, please continue to approach me on the street and demand stickers. I love meeting you guys (except for you, Todd #fucktodd), and will always give you some if I’ve got ’em. If you don’t want to wait for that to happen, then go buy some and support your dear ol’ Uncle Dad.

Buy Stickers!